He Who Stands in Middle of Road, Not Very Smart

STATS:  When not standing in the middle of traffic, he looks for serious relationships with "smart" girls.

SUBJECT:  Hello

Hello there,

My name is R .I liked your profile.
I am 34 years old and never married before.I live in Birmingham and do my PhD here.
Would you please let me know what do you think about me?

Regards,
R.

WINK OR STINK: Well, R...let me tell you what I think about you. I think you are absolutely the perfect guy for me. I like you because you do your PhD here and I do my LOL on Facebook. I love you. Now go play in the middle of the street...STINK!