The Eagle Has Landed

STATS: 53 years old, enjoys watching reruns of Teletubbies and posing with his hands on his hips.

SUBJECT: Wowsie

Wowsie! Love your headline...everybody says they are funny but I can tell you're for for real Gee, do I have to be too old for you? I sorta don't want to be... Please, just give me some kind of sign...(maybe it was the golden eagle that just flew by). 

....S. (sitting beside a remote lake in MN on vacation)

WINK OR STINK:  My friend Frances said it best -- Please note that he is not just by any average lake in the land of 10,000 lakes. Oh no. He is sitting by a REMOTE lake. He is probably ice fishing. By ice fishing, I mean watching scrambled porn in his motel room. STINK EYE!