Friday, August 5, 2011

Oil of Olay

STATS: When not reading The Elements of Style by Strunk and White, he enjoys cannibalism.

SUBJECT: Your Smile

Hi Pretty

Nice reading your profile, I love your smile, tell me whats the secret of your beauty, I have interest in you and i will love to know more about you, lets start off by been good friends, friends are like the clothes we wear..... Without them we feel naked, I am Christopher but you can call me Chris for short, I am caring, romantic, Loving and above all God fearing. write me chris(CENSORED for his protection)a t g m a i l d o t c o m e hope you can figure it out and write me Enjoy the rest of your day and will be Happy to read from you soon


WINK OR STINK: I'm really on the fence with this one. I like his use of the word naked. His self portrait is among the best I've seen. Unfortunately, I can't figure out how to write a damn email so STINK!

2 comments:

  1. Did he even read your profile?

    Never go out with anyone on match who begins his emails with, "hi pretty" or ends them with "smiles"

    GAG... Excuse me, I think I just threw up in my mouth.

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  2. "Friends are like the clothes we wear" = he's making a girl suit.

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