STATS: When not reading The Elements of Style by Strunk and White, he enjoys cannibalism.
SUBJECT: Your Smile
Hi Pretty
Nice reading your profile, I love your smile, tell me whats the secret of your beauty, I have interest in you and i will love to know more about you, lets start off by been good friends, friends are like the clothes we wear..... Without them we feel naked, I am Christopher but you can call me Chris for short, I am caring, romantic, Loving and above all God fearing. write me chris(CENSORED for his protection)a t g m a i l d o t c o m e hope you can figure it out and write me Enjoy the rest of your day and will be Happy to read from you soon
Nice reading your profile, I love your smile, tell me whats the secret of your beauty, I have interest in you and i will love to know more about you, lets start off by been good friends, friends are like the clothes we wear..... Without them we feel naked, I am Christopher but you can call me Chris for short, I am caring, romantic, Loving and above all God fearing. write me chris(CENSORED for his protection)a t g m a i l d o t c o m e hope you can figure it out and write me Enjoy the rest of your day and will be Happy to read from you soon
WINK OR STINK: I'm really on the fence with this one. I like his use of the word naked. His self portrait is among the best I've seen. Unfortunately, I can't figure out how to write a damn email so STINK!
Did he even read your profile?
ReplyDeleteNever go out with anyone on match who begins his emails with, "hi pretty" or ends them with "smiles"
GAG... Excuse me, I think I just threw up in my mouth.
"Friends are like the clothes we wear" = he's making a girl suit.
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